Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Thursday, June 4, 2009
On My Spirit, and the Raucous Men Doing Construction on the Roof:
me: i feel like the fucking roof is going to cave in on me!
mom: good, i hope it does. we could sue them
me: but i would die.
mom: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING CONTRARIAN
mom: good, i hope it does. we could sue them
me: but i would die.
mom: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING CONTRARIAN
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
On Men
Mom: well if he didnt send her flowers
Mom: its over
Mom: love aint like this
Mom: ugh
Mom: hate men
Mom: hate men
Mom: hate men
Mom: most men
Mom: its over
Mom: love aint like this
Mom: ugh
Mom: hate men
Mom: hate men
Mom: hate men
Mom: most men
On Paris Hilton
Mom: i am watching paris hiltons new show
Me: i am watching the triplets of belleville
Mom: its a contest to see who can win her best friendship
Mom: haahaha
Mom: she is a vapid pool of nothing
Me: i am watching the triplets of belleville
Mom: its a contest to see who can win her best friendship
Mom: haahaha
Mom: she is a vapid pool of nothing
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
On Novel Business Ventures, Part II
Me: how about www.youaredeadnow.com
Mom: hahahah
Mom: my obituary.com
Mom: place your own obit before you die
Mom: get to say everything you want about yourself
Mom: archive it for your family
Mom: we will keep it sequestered until you die
Mom: my first idea was to make a cable tv show
Mom: that features personal obits
Mom: your record it before you die
Mom: then its played when you die
Mom: you could charge a fortune for that
Mom: the more you pay, the more times it is played
on tv
Mom: get me???
Mom: your obit could play for years if you want
Mom: everyday
Mom: hahahah
Mom: my obituary.com
Mom: place your own obit before you die
Mom: get to say everything you want about yourself
Mom: archive it for your family
Mom: we will keep it sequestered until you die
Mom: my first idea was to make a cable tv show
Mom: that features personal obits
Mom: your record it before you die
Mom: then its played when you die
Mom: you could charge a fortune for that
Mom: the more you pay, the more times it is played
on tv
Mom: get me???
Mom: your obit could play for years if you want
Mom: everyday
On Novel Business Ventures, Part I
Mom: i thought of a great business
Mom: i am so excited
Mom: where are you
Mom: chrissake
10:05pm
Me: yo
Me: what's your idea?
Mom: well its a website for personal obituaries
Mom: you write your obit before you die
Mom: even can do a video
Me: that's so morbid!
Mom: yeah but everyone has to die
Me: that's true
Mom: it doesn't exist, i checked
Mom: and then you make money by advertisers
Me: from what? funeral homes and coffin retailers?
Mom: yeah
Me: oh my god
Mom: its like a my space for the dead
Mom: its such a good idea I cant wait till google buys it for 5 trillion dollars hahahahhahahh
Mom: we can call it
Mom: dead space
Mom: awesome
Mom: DEAD SPACE
Mom: i am so excited
Mom: where are you
Mom: chrissake
10:05pm
Me: yo
Me: what's your idea?
Mom: well its a website for personal obituaries
Mom: you write your obit before you die
Mom: even can do a video
Me: that's so morbid!
Mom: yeah but everyone has to die
Me: that's true
Mom: it doesn't exist, i checked
Mom: and then you make money by advertisers
Me: from what? funeral homes and coffin retailers?
Mom: yeah
Me: oh my god
Mom: its like a my space for the dead
Mom: its such a good idea I cant wait till google buys it for 5 trillion dollars hahahahhahahh
Mom: we can call it
Mom: dead space
Mom: awesome
Mom: DEAD SPACE
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