Tuesday, October 7, 2008

On Novel Business Ventures, Part I

Mom: i thought of a great business
Mom: i am so excited
Mom: where are you
Mom: chrissake
10:05pm
Me: yo
Me: what's your idea?
Mom: well its a website for personal obituaries
Mom: you write your obit before you die
Mom: even can do a video
Me: that's so morbid!
Mom: yeah but everyone has to die
Me: that's true
Mom: it doesn't exist, i checked
Mom: and then you make money by advertisers
Me: from what? funeral homes and coffin retailers?
Mom: yeah
Me: oh my god
Mom: its like a my space for the dead
Mom: its such a good idea I cant wait till google buys it for 5 trillion dollars hahahahhahahh
Mom: we can call it
Mom: dead space
Mom: awesome
Mom: DEAD SPACE

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