On Men

Mom: well if he didnt send her flowers
Mom: its over
Mom: love aint like this
Mom: ugh
Mom: hate men
Mom: hate men
Mom: hate men
Mom: most men

On Paris Hilton

Mom: i am watching paris hiltons new show
Me: i am watching the triplets of belleville
Mom: its a contest to see who can win her best friendship
Mom: haahaha
Mom: she is a vapid pool of nothing

On Novel Business Ventures, Part II

Me: how about www.youaredeadnow.com
Mom: hahahah
Mom: my obituary.com
Mom: place your own obit before you die
Mom: get to say everything you want about yourself
Mom: archive it for your family
Mom: we will keep it sequestered until you die
Mom: my first idea was to make a cable tv show
Mom: that features personal obits
Mom: your record it before you die
Mom: then its played when you die
Mom: you could charge a fortune for that
Mom: the more you pay, the more times it is played
on tv
Mom: get me???
Mom: your obit could play for years if you want
Mom: everyday

On Novel Business Ventures, Part I

Mom: i thought of a great business
Mom: i am so excited
Mom: where are you
Mom: chrissake
10:05pm
Me: yo
Me: what's your idea?
Mom: well its a website for personal obituaries
Mom: you write your obit before you die
Mom: even can do a video
Me: that's so morbid!
Mom: yeah but everyone has to die
Me: that's true
Mom: it doesn't exist, i checked
Mom: and then you make money by advertisers
Me: from what? funeral homes and coffin retailers?
Mom: yeah
Me: oh my god
Mom: its like a my space for the dead
Mom: its such a good idea I cant wait till google buys it for 5 trillion dollars hahahahhahahh
Mom: we can call it
Mom: dead space
Mom: awesome
Mom: DEAD SPACE

On Sarah Palin

Me: so what do you think about palin
Mom: IGLOO TRASH

On Israeli Men

Mom: isreali men are so sexyi met one once when i was on a train to pariswe had a very interesting train rideoopshahhahaahah
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: hahahahai'm so bad!!!!!!!